Archive for July 25th, 2006
“Your state might not execute retarded prisoners…
..another state might enjoy that.” Ah good ol’ New York, yeah this clip is kinda old, but yeah it still makes me laugh:
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Joke….
I think I have depressed you all a little too much, so yeah today’s post wont be as mean/depressing. So here’s a joke, well it’s more of a joke for my Muslimah’s:
“A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she falls down.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her.
She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life; I’ll do ANYTHING for
you…’The man says: ‘Okay then, sleep with me.’
She says: ‘You PIG!! NEVER!!’ So he says:’FINE!’ and he drops her
down….
So she’s falling and screaming… Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
She says:’Oh thank you, you saved me; I’ll do anything that you ask…’
The guy says: ‘Fraulein, sleep with me.’
She replies: ‘Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!’ So the man says: ‘Fine!!!’
and he also drops her down again.
She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one
of those men and now she’s going to die. Suddenly,a man catches the woman
from his balcony,
She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!’
The man replies: ‘Astaghfar Allah ‘ and he drops her!”
Yeah so I thought that was a little funny, thought I’s share it with all of you’z.
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